“I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them in the heart. You will find a fusebox.”
— Mindy Kaling (via backofmybrokenhand)
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May 25 2013
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~: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…
12:12 pm |
May 21 2013
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exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
(Source: falzetto, via chvmpcvm)
7:32 pm |
May 17 2013
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The Man Who Lives Alone
My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.
1:10 am |
May 14 2013
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this was the first Tim & Eric sketch i remember completely losing my shit at while watching it on youtube
9:13 pm |
May 12 2013
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
9:09 pm |
May 12 2013
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