“I find it extremely impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks’s “Landslide,” especially the lyric: “I’ve been afraid of changing, because I’ve built my life around you.” I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don’t cry, you should stab them in the heart. You will find a fusebox.”

— Mindy Kaling (via backofmybrokenhand)

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  7:56 pm  |   May 23 2013   |  4,243 notes  

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…

  12:12 pm  |   May 21 2013   |  14,739 notes  

Oh, of Montreal is today.

  5:41 pm  |   May 19 2013   |  1 note  

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

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  11:42 am  |   May 18 2013   |  30,875 notes  

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

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chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

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rooshoes:

good-enough-for-a-poke:

OOH MAMA

this was the first Tim & Eric sketch i remember completely losing my shit at while watching it on youtube

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  9:13 pm  |   May 12 2013   |  401 notes  

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

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